excuses

We’ve all been late at one time or another. Whether the car broke down, traffic was bad, or you overslept, there are many believable reasons why you’d turn up to something a few minutes late. And while we try our absolute best to make sure our kids aren’t late for school – it *sometimes* happens […]

8 years ago

The trendy, low-lit, hornier-than-Tinder gym I’m currently a “member” of has a very clever policy. If you want to quit, you need to come down and break up with them face-to-face. This is cunning for two reasons: firstly, they want me to haul my fat arse down there so they can give me a motivational […]

10 years ago