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Published 12:51 9 Dec 2016 GMT
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In the spirit of the ridiculousness, we bring you this slice of internet tat that has even inspired one person to write a poem about it.
Anyone, have a spoon handy?
The most recent update is that Craig will be announcing the great reveal in the coming days. Can't. Hardly. Wait.
Soak it up people. What a time to be alive.
(*For the record, I'm #teamsponge)